Student cooks delicious brownies as revenge against annoying teammates: ‘Even years later, I occasionally get a message from a group member asking for the recipe. I ignored them all’

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  • Teammates were annoying so I made them the best brownies of their life

    A few years ago I was grouped with a couple of teammates on a group project. From the get-go we were not clicking well.
  • They were a type of people I can only describe as vegetarian idealists. Now I don't mind that type of person generally but it got to the point where the
  • entire project took on a decidedly preachy tone and there was hardly any room for a different approach.
  • They were constantly throwing little comments my way that made it clear they thought they were better than me. like "I could never be okay with
  • having a ham sandwich" and "Well you should have cycled today instead of coming with your car". This came to a head when
  • they decided they wanted to go visit several farmers to talk about sustainable agriculture. Something I felt was unnecessary and complicated research for
  • the sake of basically going on a fieldtrip. This would also have taken multiple days out of our already packed schedule.
  • So I refused to go, I told them I was fine with them going, but that I felt I was already more than pulling my weight on the project. I
  • explained that I did not feel like spending my time on something that ultimately would not contribute to the project. To their credit they were very understanding.
  • They left the next week and in total spent around 3 full days of our final week on this.
  • Because I stayed home I got stuck with finishing the actual research while their excursions ultimately became little more than a footnote in the final report.
  • This did not sit right with me, but since the end was in sight I did not feel like making a big deal out of it so I let it go. Mostly...
  • As we were finishing up the project we decided to do a potluck and each. bring something we made at home. Now this is where my plan started to hatch. I
  • have a ki er brownie recipe. They are incredibly moist and very flavorful and I have honestly just been disappointed by any other brownie since.
  • So come the potluck I brought a full tray of these brownies and of course they loved it. Everyone
  • came for seconds and the entire thing was empty before the end of the day. Then came the inquiries
  • for the recipe. "omg these are so good, please send the recipe to me". "No way I need this recipe!". Of course I promised I would sent it at a later time, but
  • a pile of brownies
  • never planned on doing that. I kept coming up with excuses like "oh I forgot, i'll def send it tonight".
  • Eventually we finished the project, we got good grades and went our separate ways. But even years later I occasionally
  • get a message from a group member asking for the recipe. I ignored them all. I feel satisfied knowing
  • they will probably never have a brownie that was better than mine. Which I feel like is a fitting punishment for a minor annoyance.
  • a recipe book

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